If you don't know what to put in your salad

I hate salad

Kale, bell pepper, olive, cottage cheese, tofu, ranch....delicious?

The unexpected thing is that I make one giant salad with all of the above.

The lettuce they show by the way is Romaine. You don't want to waste your time with iceberg in a salad.

Let's just have the bacon instead

Pea shoots, croutons, cheese, hummus, steak, and fruity dressing.
I want to try that.

I think you made a mistake, this this the food that my food eats.

I found this incredibly helpful

I'm brown, so I haven't eaten many salads, but this looks worth a try.