Apparently, duck quacks don't echo

Aww, thanks! I'm glad my error made someone smile. :D That's actually amazing though haha! That would be one impressive dick!

DUCK. I MEAN DUCK.

Holy shit I just about spit my drink everywhere XD

Sorry!! XD I'm a disgrace.

Don't be sorry, I don't think I've actually laughed that hard in a good while

Well, I'm glad! I had a good laugh (after panicking) as well. XD But seriously, someone having a dick big enough to cause an earthquake would be terrifying.

I'm just trying to imagine how big it'd have to be. Like skyscraper sized at least

At least. XD And imagine someone really short having one that size as well. Poor guy wouldn't be able to wear pants.

He'd just like carry it around in a wheelbarrow

Because a skyscraper can fit in a wheelbarrow. A+ XD

It'd be appropriately scaled up of course, so like a container ship on wheels XD

Ah, that makes more sense! But honestly, wouldn't it just... hurt to carry it around everywhere? And so much judgement as well.

I 'spose it'd be better than just letting it drag everywhere. Unless it's like, detachable or somethin'

Now if it was detachable, that would be very handy. XD Who would willingly put it on?

Those who seek to wield it's awesome power

Well, you would certainly be famous for one

Most definitely