I always feel like I didn't put enough or too much on my face

Keep wanting to try that for a week or two, and then remembering I have an office job and don't like sleeves.

Hahaha why are fsers always so smooth

If you tell her that, you'll be the one who looks like shit when she is done with you

Or there'll be a broken puddle of tears and runny makeup. Whichever comes first.

It's always nice to get compliments @i_ !

Then present yourself in a way that gets you compliments. Don't wear booty shorts and a neon crop top to a funeral.

I just remembered the time I was at a friend's funeral, and someone who did not know the deceased showed up almost literally dressed as Morticia Adams, but not as classy.
Kid you not, she had her face painted white, black lipstick, a skinny black dress, fishnet leggings and whatever leggings for arms are called.She had a large black hat with a lace veil. She looked like she was attending her own dead wedding.
It was wildly inappropriate.