The Reason I'm Wearing A Jacket

Right below, I got an ad for sweaters that say 'I'm freaking cold' on them.

Reasons im wearing a jacket - 100% im cold (sidenote im always cold)

Another reason I'm wearing a jacket: it matches my outfit & no matter how hot it gets I'm keeping it on

Me:Put on a jacket. Son: I'm not cold! Me: If I'm cold you have to be cold because you're much smaller than me. Son: Fiiiiine!