I can't flirt to save my life.

You and me both

A few years ago, I was talking to someone over the phone and I was like 'omg, I should give you my number so you can just text me the details.' And we were talking over the phone. XD

I once asked a hair dresser what's his job....

The only right thing to do after something like that is... AWKWARD SEPPUKU

This is one of those things that can be pulled off if you're halfway decent looking, I imagine.