Probably the strangest book on earth

I don't know but I need it.

The drugs or the book? Imma take both.

Says who? Who has the intellectual property rights on something that old? It's like if someone copyrighted/patented the wheel or Shakespeare.

Guest wasn't talking about copyright though. It's expensive because there are so few copies.

Then make more copies. With the modern miracles called photocopying, shitty cell phone pics, and the Internet there's no reason for this book to be so rare.

But it makes no sense for publishing companies to make more copies. How many people would really buy this book?