How zoned out do you have to be to f*ck up so badly?

I do this all the time - and I'm usually not even zoned out.

My baby brother is a district manger to a bunch of gas stations in Texas. Well one day he was below the counter counting lottery tickets when a older woman that works there told everyone "ok guys bye luv yah". And my brother still under the counter goes "huh?" She says again "bye luv yah". And my brother replies "o ok bye luv yah". AND ALL THE EMPLOYEES LOOKED AT HIM LIKE WHAT???? Lol the woman always says luv yah but everyone just says bye. He just says "she... She... She said it first... Stop looking at me!" Lol So now when people see them together they say look there is your sweety pie your bae lol.

The world needs more of these kinds of mistakes. Love y'all!

Well look at it this way - You gave the waitress a story to tell at parties

At the airport counter, someone says "have a nice trip," and I always say, "you too..." Gah!