Goofy's True Story

How dare you make me look at touching fanart of the feelsiest (for me) disney movie to ever grace this planet

My mom used to theorize that goofy is so clumsy, he probably killed his wife.

I hate how they never say what happened to her

Is it weird that I kind of relate to this pic (as a single parent not anthropomorphic dog-thing)

Soooooo Goofy got laid before me :/

Goofy is a gigolo whose extramarital affair with Minnie resulted in a near catastrophic end to the Disney status quo. Minnie gave up Max in a secret delivery under the matterhorn. Goofy clung to the only bit of love he's ever known.