Modern ableism is a bullshit concept for people who feel the need to feel sorry for others because if they're disabled in one way then they shouldn't have the mental capacity to think for themselves so well shit someone has to feel sorry for them.
Okay, similar thought of mine: I love love LOVE Hel from Norse myth, because she's a woman from the waist up (according to some versions of the myth) and a corpse from the waist down, and if we do that thing where we assume that these myths are all just exaggerated from real stories, then that means that somewhere waaaay back in Viking history, there is a paraplegic woman who kicks all kinds of ass, or, more realistically, punches all kinds of dick.
Having never read the Edda or the writings of the original monk from which we take all this, I can't say for sure which is "correct;" I've heard the separation both ways.
The "L" is in the wrong place. I read that as albinism and wondered why I'd never heard of albino pirates.