Hmm..True story

Ted was kinda weird though. And super picky. So that kind of explains the lack of girls

I could never get into this show

One of these guys is not like the other

Yeah, but Ted is also the person who tells his friend that he loves them right after being told that said friend's engagement broke off.

Barney was rude to everyone; so he just treated women equally and they responded to it. Oh, and it was also television.

"Rarely gets laid"
http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Ted's_romances
here's a list of all the women he had a serious relationship with, dated, or just had a sexual encounter with. It's over 80 alltogether

Women want sex just as much as men. It's not difficult to understand.