By god they're learning!

This is terrifyingly fascinating.

Birds gotta fly
Gators gotta eat

Until they evolve and put money on their snouts - people are back on the menu!

I mean it's not like they've had centuries to figure this shit out...

As someone who lives in Louisiana, I can say that alligators are literally the most chill things ever here. Not that you should try to get near them just because, but if you did youd probably be fine.