That moment when you realize he got a better life than u

That's why being a bull, horse, dog or cat breeder will make you some decent money. You can breed other things too, but it's a good gig.

What a stud..

WHY DOES A HORSE HAVE A SEX LIFE

*points finger guns*
aaaaaayyyy

Meeting new people must be fun.
"So what do u do for a living?"
"I'm a horse pimp"
"That's...... nice"

He's basically a horse prostitute.

We have a Ramses II here