Water.
Earth.
Fire.
Ale.
Long ago, the four crackers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Crackers attacked.
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But, when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Alebender named Aang. Although his drinking skills are great, he's got a lot to learn before he's ready to drink anyone under the table.
But I believe Aang can save the world.
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
*looks around shiftily* And of course I don't have that whole thing memorized... By heart... Including inflection, tone, and timing... Not at all...
That better taste good
SAY DO YOU REMEMBER
Earth.
Fire.
Ale.
Long ago, the four crackers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Crackers attacked.
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But, when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Alebender named Aang. Although his drinking skills are great, he's got a lot to learn before he's ready to drink anyone under the table.
But I believe Aang can save the world.
*looks around shiftily* And of course I don't have that whole thing memorized... By heart... Including inflection, tone, and timing... Not at all...