Conversations with the Wife, Getting Caught edition

Perhaps wife isn't in the mood, or on her period. Lots of reasons for a married guy to jack off.

Yeah... cause he's married

Period, shmeriod.

nvm 1040

There's this wonderful invention called talking to your spouse. If that doesn't work there's also divorce.

If my spouse called me that I wouldn't 'put out' either

If my husband thought sex was a give and take situation where only he 'received' or 'took' something as is connoted with the "put out" I wouldn't have sex with him either. Gross.