The stupidity, it hurts

Yeah. Want to know the best hair removal technique ever?

You wrap some match heads in tinfoil, rolled into a kind of pipe, poke some holes along the top, hold a couple inches away from the target area, and hold a flame to the bottom.

I used to smoke matches

wait what how does that remove hair? Are you just burning them off?

Yeah. On a side note, fingernails are also flammable. They flash on ignition.

I blowtorched the hair off the back of my hand. Does that count?

Yeah. That works too.

sum 1 don't liek us

Next time I clip my nails I'mma go burn them