28 of the best jokes

7 years ago by sizaso · 382 Likes · 11 comments · Trending

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rayofsunshine · 7 years ago · FIRST

Each joke came with its own little, unexpected twist.

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carne_asada · 7 years ago

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

mialinay · 7 years ago

What's grey and can't fly?
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A parking lot.

mialinay · 7 years ago

And what's grey and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant

mialinay · 7 years ago

What's white and hurts when it hits your nose?
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A plane

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rosebud · 7 years ago

Obviously our opinions on coffee strongly conflict

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tony007 · 7 years ago

"Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it."

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kibblesmydog · 7 years ago

Why did the sperm cross the road?
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I accidentally put on the wrong sock

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guest · 7 years ago

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
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Depends on how hard you throw them.

mialinay · 7 years ago

What's black and knocking on the window?
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A kid in the oven

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thatweirdbookworm · 7 years ago

I love these