What's happening

@doggothepupper explain

And the Lord said you've got to rise up!

Ladies and gentlemen, please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe
Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more

I swear the bone was this big and I dont have it now cause... well I buried it and can't remember where it is.

Watch me brothers as I preach the truth of the great doggo in the sky

All these ^ are accurate

It's dog Jesus teaching his disciples.