His dentist will still call him out for not flossing

Maybe he's a vampire

Wtf

He listens to metal while he brushes his teeth.

He could have braces or maybe he just believes if you going to do something go big or go home

Or maybe he's cleaning tiles or shoes

Three toothbrushes over a month... Daaaaaaammmnn

Hes just really into brushing his teethies

He needs to be careful or he's gonna need a bone graft

he bites on them, mine look (although not as bad) like this too