Seize the means of production!

You're missing the point of the joke

Also any pure communist, socialist, or capitalist society would fail, doesn't mean a great deal of aspects from each won't work together

Let's establish a revolutionary soviet in NY

Um, no.

Not as long as humans are still human

That will never happen, so the fault lies with the system.

Lol. Ok. Tell that to the Cubans and North Korea or every fucking attempt. In fact, China has boomed by allowing some capitalism.