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They're in proportion to my body, and I'm used to them

I could take them off of your hands for a bit

No thank you. I'm quite fond of them

Damn, I needed more for my collection

I'm also a DD, but my boobs are nowhere near that size.

And when I talk about my five dolla foot long, people give me weird looks...
Equality, Eschmality...

It depends on the size of your body. If you have DD's but a large body, they'll look small. And vice versa

I'm actually quite a small person, but I think it's just the shape that makes them look smaller than most would think. Like, you can tell when I wear a bikini, but not in regular clothes.