Police officer sends a text to a man he gave a ride home to when he was drunk. 

because in this totally real story the drunk guy is irish

Now you are just making assumptions.

Why does it matter that he's Irish? Oh wait it doesn't and you are a troll

alright that's enough you dilapidated armoire. The stereotype is that Irish people drink a lot. And in the fake text message he says please don't deport me back to Ireland. This is racist you goddamn porcupine. You fucking shoe

Bitch I'm the best porcupine

That's no kind of language for a proper Christian to be using.

tell me where in the bible it says thou shalt not curse

Tell me where in the Bible it tells you to be a dick

I don't need permission ya cunt. I just say, ¨Lord, all I ask for is a few easily triggered bitches online, and a keyboard to troll with, and I will be happy¨

Oooooooooooooh. You're trying to troll.
I get it. I was wondering why you seemed to try so hard a bit ago.

Wow. Ya got me good. My feelings are hurt

Nobody is trying to hurt you, dude.

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