They wouldn't suspect a thing

BRAIN BLAST

The only conversation worth having

I knew a guy who would do that. When I finally told him off he was like " no no we can talk about something else " 10 minutes later I get a dick pic

I jokingly do this all the time with my friend

I'm not an expert or experienced or anything, but it seems to me that relationships of ANY kind are a two-way street, and the proper thing to do is make sure your SO is satisfied in other ways before you start asking for things.