I would love it if the assignement actually was to paint vagina's and he/she had a bet going on with someone that the School would actually hang the paintings in the hallway.
teacher: I must say, my students outdid themselves with our new Project, so much warmth in the Pictures.
principal: *no idea what he's looking at* ah, yes I see, and this is supposed to depict... what exactly?"
teacher: candles, sir, candles
principal: ah, yes, the beauty. clear the walls, we'll hang up the warmth
Well idk, lemme get the mirror
teacher: I must say, my students outdid themselves with our new Project, so much warmth in the Pictures.
principal: *no idea what he's looking at* ah, yes I see, and this is supposed to depict... what exactly?"
teacher: candles, sir, candles
principal: ah, yes, the beauty. clear the walls, we'll hang up the warmth
http://pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw7845_small.jpg