The 'Purr'fect Guide

Get a gerbil. They don't require much cleaning and they don't smell.

I want a bearded dragon

I wouldn't mind having a chipmunk as a pet. Their feet tickle and their fur is reeealy soft.
We have loads in my back yard and a couple of them trust me just enough to eat seeds from my hand.

pft... live mice until homie graduates to rabbits. Snek all the way yo.