So tattoos are going to look bad, huh?

Well, you probably won't be this hot when you're older...

Yeah, it's definitely not the smart shirt and trousers, the well trimmed and groomed hair and moustache, the designer glasses, and keeping slim that make him hot. It's clearly the tattoos

I know a guy who got drunk and had FREE-BIRD tattooed across both butt cheeks.
That'll look super cool as he gets old.

Old skin looks shitty without tattoos as well

Yeah, those look pretty shit.

The ink looks pretty fresh, not like he got it in his 20s. Also it's all the random motives everyone is having today who is not an OG or some tough street guy. So he's probably some some upper position head of a "creative" agency where having that kind of tats is about as edgy as driving a Prius. And if all isn't going that well for him, he can always get back to the long sleeves and suit&tie. I think that makes him twice the tool as if he'd be wearing colorful HipHop gear, had a DJ headphone and be riding a longboard. And being a tool, looking hot only makes him a bimbo.

Tattoo ink spreads over time, those tattoos are fresh

And they do