Would you eat this?

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure it has a taffy consistency

Yes, buts its lije a vaguely mushy slimy taffy. Very weird.

It's frozen jello, essentially, but firmer set.

I think the skin tastes like taffy, a better question would be: is the center made of gum?

I think the inside is actually ice-cream

Even better!

Yeah, in México they are called Pela-pop. I believed they stop doing commercials because of one innuendo lol, it was so obvious.

I don't like you either