Wonder how they got it up there. Maybe that's why first years aren't allowed om brooms.

Fair. The Wizards probably have their own unit of measurement. Because "How could muggles POSSIBLY create something worthy of our attention?"

"Our tower is 1 tiddlystick taller than theirs"

Actually, no. I just realized they use inches to measure their wands.

Huh, I always figured that was the translation

Hufflepuff headcanon: We confiscated the yard stick until you both learn to play nice, and added it to the 375 other yard sticks we confiscated.

Ravenclaw headcanon: I annoy my Hufflepuff friend into giving it back