Me and my 5 brothers would play this alot when we all was still living at home. We had tons of funny moments.
Like one time we were suppose to be hunting food in the foods while camping and my 2nd oldest was DM. He goes to tell us this: so you are out in the woods hunting for any signs of berries, nuts, or rabbit when off in the distance you hear...
And here is where my other brother 2 years younger than me chimes in: the rare and elusive flap jack.
So we all bust out laughing and now what was suppose to be some mystical animal is flap jacks. So the DM says: Yes it is the rare elusive flap jack where their only line of defence is to stack on top of each other till there is to many of them to eat. You can hear them off in the distance "flap flap flap"
He made us attack with a bottle of maple syurp found beside a rock. Lmao
One story from my DnD group started when we were escorting this caravan to a fortress to resupply it. We were a day away, no problems, and then at noon we're held up by a single guy, and elf in a robe with bronze eyes. me and the party's wizard walk up, and notice that magic is just layered on this dude. He starts to ask us if we want to engage in a game of riddles, and us being idiots, can't figure out his riddles. Our wizard attempts to dispel whatever magic he's using to conceal whatever it is, and things go dark when he levels a dnagerous look at our wizard. We fail all of his riddles, and he decides to take the caravan as payment for the wager. Fucker turns into a brass dragon and immediately flies away with one of the wagons. Stunned, the rest of the party prepares for his return, but he ends up just ignoring us and flies off with two more wagons, until we decide to get everyody in the caravan out and running.
We couldn't hurt him because only magical weapons could hurt a dragon, or a natural crit on an attack roll. And considering he didn't land long enough to be hit, we coouldn't do shit, even not considering his large pool of health. So as everyone's evacuated and ruinning for cover in the forest, I decide to fire a parting volley of arrows at him. I'm no ranger, I'm the steel version of a brick wall for my party. But i take it anyways, and lo and behold, the nonmagical arrow strikes true and spears like a thunderbolt into the dragon as he flies away. He drops like a rock and crashes into the forest opposite to us, and we wonder if he was actually killed in one hit by that arrow, and if I've ascended to dragonslayer status. Alas, with one very angry roar, we decided we'd had enough, and hastily beat a retreat through the forest.
My boyfriends character once peoples elbowed a bandit leader by dropping onto him from the second floor. However instead of landing on the guy they landed on his pinky. He peoples elbowed the bandits pinky toe.
Meanwhile my character was making auction house hosts freak out by making them think about puns.
Like one time we were suppose to be hunting food in the foods while camping and my 2nd oldest was DM. He goes to tell us this: so you are out in the woods hunting for any signs of berries, nuts, or rabbit when off in the distance you hear...
And here is where my other brother 2 years younger than me chimes in: the rare and elusive flap jack.
So we all bust out laughing and now what was suppose to be some mystical animal is flap jacks. So the DM says: Yes it is the rare elusive flap jack where their only line of defence is to stack on top of each other till there is to many of them to eat. You can hear them off in the distance "flap flap flap"
He made us attack with a bottle of maple syurp found beside a rock. Lmao
Meanwhile my character was making auction house hosts freak out by making them think about puns.