Here's the thing though...
I wonder if the description among his worshippers, "cannibalism" was a metaphor for oral sex... that "consuming another's flesh" meant something completely different.
Insanity? Let me tell you something, oral performed well will drive you mad. ;)
If all of them were real, then the right answer would be "all of the ones that would fuck you up if you didn't follow them". Though, the first god I'd try to appease would be a household god, like Hestia or Zashiki-Warashi.
I think all of us on here would definitely follow you.
Hail Odin
*Drunken sex crazed lunatics.
I wonder if the description among his worshippers, "cannibalism" was a metaphor for oral sex... that "consuming another's flesh" meant something completely different.
Insanity? Let me tell you something, oral performed well will drive you mad. ;)
but the one REAL God I'm following right now