Someone try this

This man would get punched, undoubtedly

If he said all that to me, I'd be like "Yeah, but have some self-control, perv" and then walk away.

We all glare at boobs
Fuck it
Just don't stare at it for 5 seconds straight

If you weren't a weird yoga creep, you wouldn't have to give a dissertation about it.
Stop being weird, then preying on the idiots that fall for your backpedaling.

would never work. Women + logic? hahahhaaha that's like dividing by zero.