This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is peak performance

7 years ago by rosebud · 1064 Likes · 8 comments · Popular

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thedarksmudge · 7 years ago · FIRST

And then the he saw graphic detail for hours after editing

rosebud · 7 years ago

Who doesn't want to see Dan's knob?

thedarksmudge · 7 years ago

Fair enough

chocolatefeces · 7 years ago

Wasn't there enough slow motion dong flailing in Watchmen?

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guest_ · 7 years ago

"Dad bod" is out fellas. There's a new standard of male beauty. Hit that gym and you could look this sexy too.

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thehappywhovian · 7 years ago

Dan the man never fails to make me wish I was cooler

rosebud · 7 years ago

20% cooler?

thedarksmudge · 7 years ago

*Insert Music Here*