Which are you

Buddy on the right

Alone with a beer. Seems like me.

I'm the one taking the pic

Left side:
Good on you mate, you make a cute couple. I hope you go the distance and have a ton of ridiculously adorable kids.

Center:
Is your name Chad? You look like a Chad. Daddy's money pay for this trip? How many of those poor girls are you going to roofie?

Right:
Hey bro, let's go get another beer. We'll leave the couple to have some alone time, but we better keep an eye on Chad.

*three phases