Growing up ugly

Been asked out at least 3 times in my life as a prank. Most of them ended up with me either crying, punching them in the face, kneeling them in the balls or all three.

I realize I shouldn't technically approve of physical violence, but I approve of all four of those responses.

Regardless: If people told you you're ugly when you're a kid, you're never not gonna see ugly in the mirror.

Biggest regret: first guy who ever asked me to dance was like the most popular dude in school. I made up some lame excuse to get out of there because I may never have seen Carrie but I could smell the pig's blood in the rafters. Now I'll never know if that was a joke or he was just trying to be nice for once.
Bonus regret points: Can't ask. He passed away five years ago.