Yes. It's most certainly satire... but these make me uneasy. Ever so faintly nauseous, if im honest.
While these are intended as humor, these kind people DO exist. Sadly, it seems that for the most of them, the only solution is a nice medium caliber satirical bullet to the base of thier skull.
Go Google "The Contract of Wifely Expectations," but only do it if you need to lose your appetite and some faith in humanity.
Warning in advance, the incels subreddit is actually disgusting and frequently talks about removing the age of consent and legalising paedophilia. There's a secondary subreddit which I believe got taken down, but I don't care to check, about 'true' incel members who are just like how I mentioned, but way worse and forward about it.
Eww that's a disturbing one too, @rosebud! I hadn't stumbled on that one yet so far. I only found the other 2 by accident one day, I kept seeing thebluepill and theredpill, thought it involved the matrix lol.
Another one I've heard about that I find of concern is a trend called Surrendered Wife. It probably has a subreddit, but I've never looked for it, because... ew.
Not by me but some favorites that I've seen before:
"my girl ain't allowed to shave unless she's gonna see me. no sense clearing the jungle if it ain't for the lion king"
"My girlfriend ain't allowed to do algebra, she don't need to know how to find her X."
"My girlfriend not allowed to have more than 3 men her life, Me, her dad, and her brother. You got 2 brothers? Pick your favorite."
"My girlfriend isn't allowed to play the lottery. She already won the jackpot when she met me."
While these are intended as humor, these kind people DO exist. Sadly, it seems that for the most of them, the only solution is a nice medium caliber satirical bullet to the base of thier skull.
Go Google "The Contract of Wifely Expectations," but only do it if you need to lose your appetite and some faith in humanity.
That's my favourite one so far
"my girl ain't allowed to shave unless she's gonna see me. no sense clearing the jungle if it ain't for the lion king"
"My girlfriend ain't allowed to do algebra, she don't need to know how to find her X."
"My girlfriend not allowed to have more than 3 men her life, Me, her dad, and her brother. You got 2 brothers? Pick your favorite."
"My girlfriend isn't allowed to play the lottery. She already won the jackpot when she met me."