Ya know I get that it's a joke but this is to all dudes who may be wondering: some women probably wear ponytails cause fashion, I don't know, I can't speak for literally all of us, but many women including me don't give a damn about fashion and only wear the most practical thing. If you have long hair in the summer, your neck and face are gonna sweat like a motherfucker unless you put it up in a ponytail or bun. If it rains and you don't have an umbrella, tying your hair up in a tight bun will make it not get as wet as if it was down. It's good for working out because you usually bounce around or run or do some yoga poses or whatever and your hair would only get in your face. And lastly a ponytail is preferable if you have sensitive skin, because hair constantly poking your pores may irritate your skin and the grease from your hair may brush on your face and clog your pores, which will result in a pimple.
Edit: Also I think that lady in the video looks cute af with that ponytail.
Classical in it's construction.
Flawless in it's execution.
...Oh, we don't kill people for that anymore?
Edit: Also I think that lady in the video looks cute af with that ponytail.