Some call me an impulse buyer

That "I love NY" shirt just completes the image

Fighting with armor? Amateur at best!

Only the man truly prepared for battle can be dubbed..."chain male." Badum tss

You have chosen.... wisely.

Double mailing, nice. Expensive, but well protected. Double double mailing on the neck area, very important...

Due vult

Some call me the gangster of sales, some call me the space customer, cause I buy all types of stuff in bales..