It wakes me in a cold sweat, shivering...

I don't think I've ever had a Klondike bar

That's how I ended up with kids

I've never had one

I-I might've killed a guy... all I remember is I wanted a Klondike bar a guy in a suit showed up with a suitcase and said kill his wife's lover then he opened the case revealing a single Klondike bar. Then I can't remember what happened but my hands are bloody and I'm still eating this delicious frozen concoction