Is the table or window crooked

Yep. The left window has the same alignment as the right one.

Also less of the chair on the right above the table than the left

Could just be the angle though.

Parmesan can be left angled on a level surface. That tells us nothing.

This is literally the only website where I can make a stupid joke about parmesan cheese and someone will seriously say "that tells us nothing".

Sorry, how was it supposed to be obvious that that wasn't a real suggestion, that gen if presented humorously.