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rita
· 7 years ago
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Makes sense to me
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metalman
· 7 years ago
Unless you follow a religious practice that bans alcohol.
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betterthanyou
· 7 years ago
Change religions.
silvermyth
· 7 years ago
In a similar vein of logic, firetrucks are red because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!"
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kouyaaotsuki
· 7 years ago
Seems ligit