The thot ice cream

This is why men hate so much jealous gfs, like seriously, gfs that overreact to the most pathetic shit

Me: who the fuck is abc? Is she prettier than me? She is taller than me isn't she! FINE!!!
Him (my ex): it's an anime character...
Me *unbelievable embarrassment* ... well, be happy with your waifu then

I like chocolate mint, that way she knows who im cheating on

At least she let you know you need to get out of the relationship now

Who names their child Cherry Garcia?
FFS look up the damn name