How to prepare a kiwi

7 years ago by dogryu · 781 Likes · 10 comments · Popular

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mrfahrenheit · 7 years ago · FIRST

Please do not try this on the group of people also known as Kiwis

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silvermyth · 7 years ago

Do not try this on New Zealanders

mrfahrenheit · 7 years ago

I'm still sore from the last time someone tried this

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Scars like that must last forever

tinnyhere · 7 years ago

At least your butt is super smoothe now? Positives.

guest · 7 years ago

Is it now, eh?

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regretfulforeigner · 7 years ago

Please do not decapitate the islanders

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creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago

Please note: this does not work on cassowaries and emus. You will die

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sky · 7 years ago

You ruined my day

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buttscarleton · 7 years ago

I like to buy mine preshaved and boneless

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