Mind blown

To be fair, there probably WAS a reason.
You might be surprised to know how much moisture can build up on the underside of those puppies.

I have those puppies. Big ones that get sweaty really easily ( I'm assuming you're talking about that when you say moisture? )

Correct.
And you never leave them out "chilling"? Heck, even balls need a good crossbreeze from time to time.

In private I do, no one but me, my boyfriend, and my doctor need to be seeing them though ( and a baby if I had one)

Can't catch enough turbulence in private to make it exciting. Unless you have AC vents in the floor (which I do).

I got 3 fans in my room since all the heat upstairs is directed to me and closing the vent doesn't help so I have enough IMO but id love just a really good floor fan instead

Yeah! Then you could bust a Marilyn Monroe and cool ALL the things!