Shitty shooting star

And that, little Timmy, is why your wishes don't come true.

I remember reading somewhere you can tell which are actual shooting stars by how long the trail is and how long they're in the sky. The ones that are poo burn up quick

Although it's not common, this is true
https://www.space.com/22597-space-poop-astronaut-toilet-explained.html

How shitty

some also come from airplanes.