When you don't weigh your choices well
7 years ago by mahneh · 384 Likes · 17 comments · Trending
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· 7 years ago
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Nah, you're the perfect size for emergency rations
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deleted
· 7 years ago
I don't think she could die, a knife couldn't pass her blubber to reach her heart
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
Reminds me of that one episode of Drawn Together where they stab Toot's fat to see how long the pain needs to actually reach her
sincere_milkshake
· 7 years ago
She looks like a man in a wig
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pokethebear
· 7 years ago
Dammit, if she claims she's a woman she's a woman!
regretfulforeigner
· 7 years ago
I can't weight for the trial
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regretfulforeigner
· 7 years ago
her avoiding jail time? Fat chance!
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mrscollector
· 7 years ago
It already happen this is old. She said not guilty. She was speeding on wet street and ran a red light. She ran over the guy in full daylight and he died due to the her running him over. He had a wife and kids and she said she was to fat to go to jail. The judge sent her ass anyway. But she only got 30 months that is bullshit.
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mrscollector
· 7 years ago
She got only 30 months for killing the guy.
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claudiafox
· 7 years ago
I don't understand how that could even be an excuse. Someone please explain.
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· 7 years ago
i dunno maybe too fat to fit through the cell doors
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mrscollector
· 7 years ago
She felt she die in prison because she was so over weight plus the stress of being in prison she would have a heart attack or stroke. She already had one before the crash she lost alot of weight due to the scare she had from it. But since the accident she said she put almost all it back on.
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ben6035
· 7 years ago
wait... if prison doesn't work. That doesn't exempt you from punishment. The judge should just find a more fitting one like community service or something more severe.
ben6035
· 7 years ago
I still have no idea how you can be too fat to go to prison. Doesn't seem to hold water.
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claudiafox
· 7 years ago
Ok... I guess I understand her reasoning. However, other criminals could use similar arguments. Prison would be stressful for most people, so others could have stress-related health problems. Let's not forget how many people commit suicide in prison. So, in the end, her reasoning is still ridiculous. She killed someone and needs to face appropriate consequences. If she gets a lesser type of punishment because of her weight, then that will set precedence for anyone else who is obese and who commits crimes.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Too bad tubby Time for the jumbo cell
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mrdad01
· 7 years ago
Lock her up, prison rations will slim her down.
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