ever seen some guys jump into a bathtub of hotsauce?
BTW hotsauce won't actually blind you for life... just for a few hours at which point you can see but you will still want to keep your eyes closed for like 2 days. Capsaicin, vinegar and salt cause zero nerve damage.
Instead of spending all that time in the sun, you can just lightly roast your arms and face over an open flame for a few minutes to get that deep, dark glow. <Please don't do this, just what I thought of when I saw this meme>
BTW hotsauce won't actually blind you for life... just for a few hours at which point you can see but you will still want to keep your eyes closed for like 2 days. Capsaicin, vinegar and salt cause zero nerve damage.
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