A true origin story

Now I will always choose rock.

Holy Shit. Never thought that way.

That's deep

I always chose rock anyway because everyone chose scissors

Paper was my favorite x<

It's Scissors, Paper, Rock godamnit! In that order only

What about the lizard and spock?

It isn't revenge, it's justice

fun fact: insulting someone then challenging them to rock paper scissors makes them much more likely to choose scissors. try it!