Be excellent to each other

Welcome to humanity friendos. I on't be joining you because my baby's almost down slow-cooking and I love me some baby.

Ha! Good one. Joke's on you guy in the hat!

Hat guy is an asshole.

The best way to make an asshole angry is by being extremely nice to them. They will always get mad because their reason to hate you is gone and they can't use their made up strawman which is supposed to represent you and people like you because you just showed them you're not like that strawman at all.

That response was fucking righteous.