Bet he won't be sunbathing again

birbs are fuckin scary

Not sorry

Jokes on the gull, theres was an alka seltzer tab in the testicle.

The only natural responce is revenge
Pull of its ball

I can land the guy a replacement testicule

Florida, by any chance?

I would find that bird, shoot it, get the nut back, if possible have it reattached, then come back and fuck the bird, shoot it in the head and cook it and eat it like the @sikfux I am.

Damn birds

Hahahaha