Let's move to North Korea

Dinners Ready For Real

I fucked your parent

8. It's perfectly normal if you're shy and scared to make new friends.

9. Listen to advice, but think for yourself.

The moon landing was a hoax and the Earth is flat.

The Matrix is Real.

I don't see how it failed...
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It helped to keep the overpopulation down
*end of joke*