How far will you go for that creamy smooth flavour?

You know.

I defrauded a major corporation
I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen
I created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon
I killed a man with this thumb

Nothing. It melts too fast.

Plow your gf on the kitchen counter during her period?
I didn't know you could get ice cream for doing that!